blegh! Dumb Dogs!

 I was quite disappointed to find that the only veggie/vegan "processed" foods I could find at the grocery store, did not turn out as I had hoped. The item of topic is the good 'ol hot dog; or veggie dog in this case. Now when I tried these links I didn't eat it as a hot dog. Instead, I decided to use a few to make my hubbys' spam and rice recipe. I cut the links up into cubes, tossed them in the skillet, poured in some soy sauce and layered on the sirracha. Once done cooking, I mixed some pieces with rice in a bowl. I grabbed my fork and dug right in... 'spit take'. I spit the food right back out into my bowl and threw it away! I then commenced with grabbing the rest of the links to throw them away too. As I opened the trash can to discard those puppies my husband stopped me. "What are you doing? Don't throw them all away!" I told him it was gross and there was no way I was going to try them out again. I suppose he thought I was over reacting because he asked to try a plain link. I gave him a dog and he took a bite. "BLEGH!" He spit that sucker right out, no hesitation. HA! We abhor being wasteful, but those hot dog frauds had a one way ticket to trashtopia.  

So yea, unfortunately my creative culinary theory of a meal was a major failure. And I was stuck enjoying the yummy aroma of my husbands dinner. It was a veggie lasagna from stouffers for me (quite tasty but probably not the healthiest). Don't know how many people enjoy spam, but I used to be scared of the processed junk. I also have only tried it the way my husband makes it and it is so freaking delicious! If your a meat eater you gotta try it cubed up with soy sauce, sirracha, diced onions and an egg over white rice. But if you don't eat meat, well even better! lol

Again, not sure if I would enjoy those veggie links as an actual hot dog; I have read online they taste better grilled. But the universe sure as heck knows it will be a long time before I decide to try those things again!


Oh well, they all can't be winners.

Good vibes and happy days everyone!

-Jess